Name: Todd.
Rank: Top dog.
Breed: Pug. Yes, an indoor dog. Say it again and see what happens.
Territory: This house. WordPress is the yard, and I know every inch of it.
Job: Tell you what matters in WordPress, and where we found it.
Habits: Barking. Snorting. Being right.
Weak spots: None worth your time.
Pack: Fetch and Dig. They work for me.
Eat, sleep, breathe WordPress. Woof!